coldturkey

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Inverted

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What or how does it feel to wear your underwear inside out? That is if you wear one or two if possible. [It happens. I wore 2 while climbing mt Kenya last August. My scrotum fridge cannot handle all temperatures]

It’s not any different really if in a boxer but it’s another story for those who still do 3-legged. Now a 3-legged is a funny story. It has a kind of trap door at the front which is an extended part of the cloth sewn to overlap another. [I wore this in primary school so I know them good]. To open you pull this door mostly to the right or yank it ajar, if pressed.

Truth is if worn inside out, the sole resident becomes as mobile as never! You see, the door now opens to the inside. The overlapping cloth is now hanging and everything else so easily falls apart. [experience]

The other day I’m in the office loo and after pulling the boxer up, I notice something as white as a Japanese flag sticking out from the thigh. Hm, it’s the maker’s label that has the size, wash and iron icons. So I wore them inverted today! Well, they are underwears and so they remain under. No big deal.

But what if something happened and someone snoticed? What would they say? That I’m a witch? [when in primary school, on our way home, we would stop to see the street magicians’ antics. Whenever a trick failed, the guys would shoutkuna mtu amekazia profesa. Vaa suruali vizuri ama utoe!]

Huh, enough of 3-leggeds. Are they still sold? Can buy one for the house archive.

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Written by coldturkey

November 11, 2009 at 11:41 PM

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  1. Didnt know anyone pays that much attention to underwear πŸ™‚

    Gladys

    January 20, 2010 at 5:42 PM

  2. Haha, just like one does to life!

    Cold Turkey

    January 20, 2010 at 5:59 PM

    • πŸ™‚ Reminds me of a roomie I had while still at Kenya Poly. She’d say, “Got to wear a nice pair of knickers just in case we’re ambushed by robbers and we’re asked to strip down to our undies.” . Funny thing is, it is forever stuck in my mind.

      Nyambura

      June 6, 2012 at 12:33 PM


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